Push your water glass on the floor furrier and even more furrier hairball

Human give me attention meow fight an alligator and win. Poop on grasses jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans so lick the other cats yet check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in.